Monday, 19 October 2009
ouch!!!!!
Have you ever felt sorry for yourself coz you don't feel well. If you have then you know what I feel like. 2 weeks ago I caught the dreaded swine flu....pig of a thing and that's the closest of a joke as I can do right now.
I was confined to the house and didn't see anyone for 12 days - I felt as though the clock had turned back and their was a big red X marked on y door coz no one would come near. My onoy contact with the outside world was via telephone and the Tesco delivery man.
Flu.... whoever called it a flu got it wrong it's the plague....delli belly, vomiting, high temp, sore bones, shivers, sweats, aches, headaches, could have slep for my country the first couple of days then......bam body was asleep and the head wide awake.....hate that.
After 12 days, Tamiflu, paraceatamol and lots of dime bar and icecream and fluids I went back to the docs. 'Have you looked in a mirror Jax' he asked. Post viral fatigue- can take upto 3 weeks to get over it...so home again and back to bed.
Next day I go to the tiolet, more delli belly and ...wham....Piles. Brill call the doc for a prescription..... 3 prescriptions later, bum bleeding like Niagra falls and the additional bonus of Shingles on my lips.... yes it gets better. I go back to see Dr Mac.
'Your run down Jax' he says, well I never!
More medicines, siringes to inject an anesthetic for my bum and back to bed.
Bet your squirming now aren't you.
So here I am in my bed sore bum, lips, bones, head and feeling really sorry for myself. Wish I could rub myself out and draw myself in again. So here's hoping next week I can get back to work...what do you think my chances are?
100 - 1 I get bed sores next lol
Here's to a new week ahead, new body, no illnesses and a good night out.
If you're weeks worse than mine please tell me...it may just cheer me up.....
Jax
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